There is something about people who live in the hicks. While they may not always have a lot of money or formal education. They seem to frequently know how to get what they want/need from what they have…
Joey’s BlogThoughts on Life, Work, Technology, and Society
|
|
There is something about people who live in the hicks. While they may not always have a lot of money or formal education. They seem to frequently know how to get what they want/need from what they have…
My wife and I bought a metal detector recently to help find a pipe. Since we had a metal detector we decided to set out and see what we could find at the local park. What we found surprised us a little. Buried in the mulch around the slides and swings we found the following:
What surprised us were the dangerous things. The nail, screws, rusty wires, etc… We decided we would continue to look for ferrous things instead of setting the metal detector to ignore them when we sweep parks in the future. And perhaps we should ask the city to sweep the parks with a large magnetic tool for picking up nails and such close to the surface when they visit them.
Question: If someone showed up at your door, representing an organization with a name like “Arizona Environmental Progress”, the person is an older man, with a clipboard, a pen, and a very official looking badge hanging off his clipboard where it is highly visible, and said “We come by about once a year and get a sample of tap water to test. Can you fill this up for me?” And hands you a little bottle, what would you do? What would you think they’re motives are? What type of an organization do you think Arizona Environmental Progress is?
Probably some company that is working to improve the environment. And hey, who doesn’t want to help with that? So, you run off, fill up the bottle with water from the tap, come back out, and they ask you some basic questions about your water. Interestingly, these questions are not really what you would expect from an official or scientist about your water, rather they are exactly the kind of questions you would expect from a salesman…
Then, you see him wrap the survey around the bottle you filled, and hands you a green flyer, advertising their water filtration systems… Argh… You’ve been had. You just provided this man with the perfect lead… Now the salesman knows if your water is hard or soft, if it smells funny, how you think it tastes, etc… A few days later you get a call with your “test results”, and get a sales pitch.
Arizona Environmental Progress Inc does just that. Their door to door sample collectors project an image that is completely false. Posing as representatives whose primary focus is making the environment better, rather than lead and information reapers.
They are the perfect example of committing fraud without words.
So, next question is, what can I / You do about it?
File a complaint with the BBB!
Just go here: https://www.bbb.org/file-a-complaint/
As you can see here: http://www.bbb.org/phoenix/Business-Reviews/water-filtration-and-purification-equipment/arizona-environmental-progress-inc-in-phoenix-az-1000014142/customer-reviews/
I am not the only person that doesn’t think what they do is right. Honestly, I’d be surprised if they did any real in-depth analysis of my water. Probably just enough to say “It’s hard, and full of bad things.”
Why Harbor Freight? Because it’s CHEAP and most of us amateur builders won’t wear out what they sell. One downside is precision, cheap tools just aren’t as precise as quality ones, but for most jobs they are good enough. Also, I believe Harbor Freight has been slowly improving the quality of their tools. To top it off with, Popular Science, Popular Mechanics, and Make Magazine have two full pages of coupons one of which has always been (for the past year atleast) a 20% off one single item coupon. Every month when my popular science comes I rip out those two pages fold them up and stick them in my wallet.
On to the list!
Armed with a circular saw with an abrasive blade, there isn’t very much that you can’t cut. I’ve cut cars, doors, made tools, etc… Next up to this tool is a cheap angle grinder with a thin blade. Good for slightly more precise freehand cuts without as much lost material, sparks, and noise.
These are some of my favorite tools for a few reasons. One, you can straighten (or bend) anything with them… Have a piece of angle iron you need to make a slightly larger angle? Just tighten the wrences over the edges, and give them a little push. Have a 2×4 That is warped that you want to straighten, just secure one end, and attach one of these to the other. A rash of robberies on your street? Just tuck one of these under each side of your bed. Oh, and btw… They are good for large bolts too.
You know, you can just NEVER find a screw driver when you need one… So, I started buying these any time they were on sale or I had some extra change. We now have 6 of them, and we can always find one when we need one now (although it can take a little looking sometimes).
These go on sale for about $19.99 frequently, and they are just awesome to have around… Like the circular saw, you can cut almost anything with one of these. Putting in a dog door? Some pipe? Need to trim a stud? Cut off a nail? Severe a rusted bolt? Cut through a piece of wood without worrying about nails? Turn your car into a convertible? This is your tool. A skilled user could destroy an entire house in a few hours with one of these.
Sometimes you really really need a drill with a larger chuck. Some drill bits just won’t go into a smaller drill. This drill also has a gear box, slowing the speed of the drill bit while still applying full torque. Great for hole saws, wire brushes, Big drill bits, etc…
A finish carpenter I knew in Salt Lake let me borrow one of these once, and I was sold. Miter saw? Blech… A sharp one of these guys will cut through small wood like nothing, and larger pieces like a 2×4 without breaking a sweat.
Multimeters… If you do much electronics work, you know how valuable a multi meter is. Usually you don’t even need a good one, just an “Is there electricity here?”, “Are these two wires connected?” capable meter. Which these are more than qualified for. Sometimes you can find these on sale for $0.99 each. I bought 10 of them once, and gave them away, put one in each car, one in the shop, two in the house, and one in my tool bag, and still have a few left over to put with my electronics gear. A really good value when they are on sale.
These are way cool. This is one of those tools you think you can do without until you have a set… After that, there is no going back. These are plastic, but they work great, and are still very accurate, I would say good to the hundredth of an inch. Building a potato gun and need to find a piece of pipe that fits perfectly? Need a hole the perfect size? Want to find a piece of flat material that is the perfect size to go under that coffee table leg? This is the tool for you.
These things are so useful and versatile. I think we’ve gone through 4 or 5. Not because they break, but because they are the cheapest way to get 4 good caster wheels… You can grab these on sale for about $8 a piece almost any time. I put one on the bottom of a big scroll saw we have, one under the wire-feed welder, I used one to put wheels on my air compressor, and another to put wheels under a cheap cabinet we got from Ikea that we roll around the porch and garage as a work station and we have another one that we use for moving heavy objects. So buy two, and set one aside for when you permanently mount the other one.
This bag is the perfect tool box. It has enough pockets around the outside to fit a set of both SAE and Metric wrenches (you just have to double up the smaller wrenches on the ends. It also has pockets between the outside set and the canvas the handles are attached to, these are perfect for pliers and one of those multi screw drivers and it has enough room inside to drop a smaller bag that contains your 3/8″ socket and ratchet set, a roll of electrical tape, some Teflon tape, a multi meter, and other odds and ends you find useful. It is also EXTREMELY well put together. Pictured below is my bag minus the screw driver and pliers we are using inside right now. When fully equipped this bag alone contains what is required for almost any job (seriously, not just saying that). Including the wrenches, a crescent wrench in case you need two of one size, or a slightly larger wrench than you have, a 4 in one screw driver, a set of deepwell SAE and Metric 3/8 sockets, a set of spark plug sockets, a few extensions, a 3/8″ drive ratches, linemans pliers, dykes, wires strippers, channel locks, needle nose pliers, multimeter, electrical tape, teflon tape, a set of both sae and metric allen wrenches, and random odds and ends in the bottom collected from other recent projects.
If I could afford it I would buy each of my brothers and my dad one of these bags fully stocked. Another great thing is that because it is canvas and not plastic you can throw it into the trunk of a car, behind the seat, squish it behind a truck bench seat, hold it in your lap, drop it on a tile floor, etc… And you never have to worry about breaking or scratching anything. I’ve had mine for about 5? years now and it has held up amazingly well.
I hope you’ve enjoyed my list. Now go out and build/fix something!
So, have you ever had one of those “weird” hobbies, only to discover there are others like you? It’s a great feeling. Well if you are a pyro, here is a group for you.
One of my favorite newsletters is sent out by Skylighter. Skylighter is a company in Virginia who goes toe to toe with state and federal regulators to provide amateur firework makers with the things they need to enjoy their hobby.
Their latest newsletter was cool because it showed how to make pyrotechnic fireballs for use in firework displays with household stuff. It’s pretty cool.
Here is the web page the newsletter points to: http://www.skylighter.com/fireworks/how-to-make/cremora-fireballs.asp
While crusing around on You Tube I found even more videos of rednecks using excavators for entertainment and other more practical things.
Diving Platform and Wave Maker
Amusment Park Ride
Sledding
The original Water Skiing
Water Swing / Sling
Excavator Circus!
Delicate Car Wash
Car Wash the wrong way… Um… I hope that wasn’t your car…
Heavy Equipment Challenge!
Cleaning the Gutters
My Cool sister inlaw Kirsten Quiner and her Mom bought me this card for my Birthday yesterday… Check it out.
We have an old dog, that has some trouble with spacial coordination… He doesn’t like going backwards… Almost won’t do it, so he is very careful never to walk into a corner…
He also has a hard time getting things through the dog door… See the picture below of him trying to get a bone through the dog door… It usually takes him a half dozen or so tries before he gets it through.
Last night, my wife and I were drifting to sleep after an hour of playing plants vs zombies on our iPhones when we were awakened from sleep by our doorbell. It was 2am. As I got out of bed to answer the door I was thinking, “who would ring our doorbell urgently at 2am?” I thought about grabbing a gun to take with me, but decided I would scope it out first and go back for the gun if needed (on retrospect, I decided next time I’ll just make it standard practice to take it with me when answering the door after 11pm.)
To my surprise, there were three police in our driveway. I opened the door and greeted them. They asked if they could search our backyard. They didn’t volunteer why and I just assumed it was to look for someone. I put the dogs away and the three officers and a k9 (who looked like he was having the time of his life playing “police dog”) went into our backyard and did a thorough search. I kind of feel bad for them because our backyard has a lot of places to hide. It took them about 5 minutes to search the whole thing. They were very cautious. Gently pushing our shop door open to peer inside carefully, never staying in the open longer than necessary to ensure their “hide n go seek” partner wasn’t inside. I wish I had cameras set up with Zone Minder so that if they guy did ever pass through our backyard I could give the police a good mug shot of him and point out where he went. One day..
They came back out and said “Thanks” and wandered back out, and a few minutes later we heard our neighbor opening his gate and letting them into his yard. The whole time, I was hoping to hear shouts of “Get on the ground!” But no, they didn’t find him while I was awake.
I’ve had an interesting turn in respect for law enforcement offices. It is unfortunate that most of our contact with them comes in the form of traffic violations. I used to dis-like them. Recently I’ve made good friends with one, and I realize their importance in maintaining an orderly society. There are lots and lots and lots of really really really bad people. And the police risk injury and death to take these people down and put them in jail. And the bad ones never go willingly. It takes a special breed to be a police officer. While many think police are rude, that is part of their job. The best way to stay safe for them is to stay in control of all situations, and that comes across as rude sometimes. Sure, there are some that are just plain rude, and have a superiority complex, but even they put the bad guys away and make us safer.
Now when I see a police officer, it makes me smile and feel good inside. They are keeping us safe. Life without the police would be anarchy. And that would SUCK. The next time you see a police officer, tell him thanks, and that you enjoy seeing him around. You probably don’t realize just how much they do for us that we never see.
As a funny point, my friend who is a police offer told me the other day “Did you know that we fire warning shots before shooting someone?” I was shocked, as typically the practice (to avoid liability) is not to shoot until you know you have the right to kill the person and then empty your magazine into them. He said “Yeah, the first one is always followed by another dozen right behind it.”
Joey
“Mrs. Bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to single.”
“Bin Laden shouldn’t have used his real address for his PSN [Playstation Network] account.”
“They should have captured Bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life.”
“RIP Osama bin Laden, World Hide and Go Seek Champion (2001-2011)”
“The 72 virgins all have headaches tonight.”
“At least he got to see the royal wedding before he went out.”
“This is good news for the other guys on the top 10 wanted list — finally they get to move up in the rankings.”
“Osama dead: Donald Trump demands the long-form death certificate.”
“So Osama Bin Laden is dead… Amazing what the Americans can do when the Playstation Network is down.”
“God will pass judgment; the US Military simply arranged the meeting!”
“Osama corpse into ocean + BP oil spill + Fukushima radiation = Zombie Terrorist.”
“I bet Osama Bin Laden accidentally hit the “Add your location” button during his last tweet.”
“Am I traveling with anyone? Just my human shield over there.”
“The awkward thing about Osama is that nobody is telling you that Dora the Explorer was the one who finally found him…”
“Can they make a Call of Duty Map of Osama in his compound?”
Q: “What color were Osama’s eyes?” A: “Blue. One blew this way, one blew that way.”
“Osama Bin Laden was RIP (Resting in Pakistan)”
“It seems to me, you lived your life like a sandal in the bin.”
“Now that Osama is buried at sea, is it socially acceptable to pee in the water while swimming?”
British – “So apparently they DO take the Bins out on bank holidays!”
“Won’t Osama now team up with the deceptorcons now he’s in the ocean?”
“BREAKING: Osama bin Laden to run against Hitler for mayor of hell.”
“BREAKING: Osama been killed by an elite killing force … in other news Chuck Norris just returned home from his trip to Pakistan.”
Bin Laden’s final words: “I need a house full of Navy SEALs like I need a hole in my head.”
Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved.
Jay Leno
Did everyone enjoy the Osama bin Laden season finale?
David Letterman
After all the talk about caves, bin Laden was hiding in a million-dollar mansion in Pakistan. The CIA became suspicious when they learned there was a million-dollar mansion in Pakistan.
Jimmy Kimmel
Anagram of Osama Bin Laden is ‘lob da man in sea’
“Osama regrets filling in that census form now.”
“Nobody is safe in Pakistan not even Osama.”
You will know for sure that Osama Bin Laden is dead when his wives update their Facebook relationship status as “Widowed”.
“Bin Laden may be dead but he’s blowing up my news feed.”
“BREAKING: Osama bin Laden is still dead.”
Osama’s Ghost’s twitter account GhostOsama
“What’s Osama bin Laden going to be for Halloween? Dead.”