The world without America

April 10th, 2010 by joey | 3 Comments | Filed in Happy Living, Life

I found this video today, it is fantastic, and reminds us of what a fantastic place we live in.



The United States – The Greatest Country

April 10th, 2010 by joey | No Comments | Filed in Happy Living, Life, Politics

The following was sent to be by a friend of mine that was my Scout Master a long time ago. David Johnson. His email is quoted below in it’s entirety. I 100% agree with everything said, and am making changes myself to not be as pessimistic. I would encourage you to do the same.

–Joey

The information below was forwarded to me, and I felt that it needed to be passed on. What is said here are things that we have all heard before. However, I think we need to read this often. It gives me hope; may it do so for you, as well.

BRUCE R. McCONKIE

“It is our firm conviction as a people that the stars and stripes will be waving triumphantly in the breeze, as a symbol of the greatness and stability of the United States of America, when the Lord comes. This nation was established to be the Lord’s base of operations in this final gospel dispensation. From it the gospel is to go to every other nation and people. The greater its influence among the nations of the world, the more rapidly the gospel spreads. But the Lord has told us that all nations, the United States included, shall cease to be when he comes.”

(The Millennial Messiah, 491).

JOSEPH SMITH (as quoted by Ezra Taft Benson)

“We are fast approaching that moment prophesied by Joseph Smith when he said: ‘Even this nation will be on the very verge of crumbling to pieces and tumbling to the ground, and when the Constitution is upon the brink of ruin, this people will be the staff upon which the nation shall lean, and they shall bear the Constitution away from the very verge of destruction” (Church Historian’s Office, Salt Lake City, July 19, 1840)

(The Teachings of Ezra Taft Benson, 623 – 624).

JOSEPH SMITH

Words of James Burgess: “In the month of May 1843, several miles east of Nauvoo, the Nauvoo Legion was on parade and review, at the close of which Joseph Smith made some remarks upon our condition as a people and upon our future prospects, contrasting our present condition with our past trials and persecutions by the hands of our enemies; also upon the Constitution and government of the United States, stating that the time would come when the Constitution and government would hang by a brittle thread and would be ready to fall into other hands, but this people, the Latter-day Saints, will step forth and save it. . . . I, James Burgess, was present and testify to the above”

(The Words of Joseph Smith, 279).

EZRA TAFT BENSON

“The Lord told the Prophet Joseph Smith there would be an attempt to overthrow the country by destroying the Constitution. Joseph Smith predicted that the time would come when the Constitution would hang, as it were, by a thread, and at that time ‘this people will step forth and save it from the threatened destruction’ (Journal of Discourses, 7:15). It is my conviction that the elders of Israel, widely spread over the nation, will at that crucial time successfully rally the righteous of our country and provide the necessary balance of strength to save the institutions of constitutional government”

(The Teachings of Ezra Taft Benson, 618 – 619).

On Thu, Mar 25, 2010 at 11:49 AM, Daniel Kelly Ogden

wrote:

There are some extraordinary and very timely thoughts from President Harold B. Lee (speaking in October 1973) circulating on the Internet. I looked into the quotation carefully and have confirmed that the words below are accurate; at the end I list the sources. Latter-day Saints and all Americans need this right now. (Someone might even want to forward this to Glenn Beck; he needs to see it!)

HAROLD B. LEE:

Men may fail in this country, earthquakes may come, seas may heave beyond their bounds, there may be great drought, disaster, and hardship, but this nation, founded on principles laid down by men whom God raised up, will never fail.

This is the cradle of humanity, where life on this earth began in the Garden of Eden. This is the place of the New Jerusalem. . . . This is the place where the Savior will come to His temple.

We are living in a time of great crisis. The Country is torn with scandal and with criticism, with fault-finding and condemnation. There are those who have downgraded the image of this nation as probably never before in the history of the country.

I plead with you not to preach pessimism. Preach that this is the greatest country in all the world.. . . It is the nation that will stand despite whatever trials or crises it may yet have to pass through.

We must be on the optimistic side. This is a great nation; this is a great country; this is the most favored of all lands. While it is true that there are dangers and difficulties that lie ahead of us, we must not assume that we are going to stand by and watch the country go to ruin. We should not be heard to predict ills and calamities for the nation. On the contrary, we should be providing optimistic support for the nation.

You must remember . . . that this church is one of the most powerful agencies for the progress of the world, and we should . . . all sound with one voice. We must tell the world how we feel about this land and this nation and should bear our testimonies about the great mission and destiny that it has.

If we do this, we will help turn the tide of this great country and lessen the influence of the pessimists. We must be careful that we do not say or do anything that will further weaken the country. It is the negative, pessimistic comments about the nation that do as much harm as anything to the country today. We who carry these sacred responsibilities must preach the gospel of peace, and peace can only come by overcoming the things of the world. Now, we must be the dynamic force that will help turn the tide of fear and pessimism.

(Excerpts from a talk given at Ricks College Devotional Assembly, “Have Faith in America,” October 26, 1973, and printed in two sources: Ye Are the Light of the World: Selected Sermons and Writings of Harold B. Lee, 340, 350-351, and The Teachings of Harold B. Lee, edited by Clyde J. Williams, 365-366.)

Craigs List Deals…

March 28th, 2010 by joey | No Comments | Filed in Life

Speaking of provident living… Craigslist… It’s amazing.

My wife and I moved to Arizona 2 years ago with nothing… We towed a 4×8 trailer all the way from VA with nothing but clothes, some wedding presents, and bedding.

In the last 2 years, we have furnished our apartment, and now our house almost exclusively from Craigslist. The secret to snagging the GREAT deals is to act fast. Katrina constantly weeds through Craigslist ads looking for good deals, and acts on them FAST. Katrina’s laptop we got for about half of what it retails for, it was posted at 9pm on a tuesday night, and we called at 9:10 and picked it up at 9:50pm.

Here is a list of the things we’ve snagged for a bargain.

  • Bar Stools – $30
  • Free Book Shelves that created a memorable experience, see below for details.
  • King size bed with Seely posterpedic mattress and box springs and beutiful antique headboard – $200
  • Bike Rack – $50 (retails for $200+)
  • Coffee Table – $7
  • Antique Couch and chair in amazing condition – $50 (+ $115 to clean but they will look brand new.)
  • Dog – $100 (included all shots and licensing)
  • Drafting Table – $60 (retail for a LOT more)
  • Fridge ($50 + $30 part!) – retails for $1200 – It has this awesome shelf that moves up and down as you turn a crank, and the fruit and meat drawers have indepenant temperature controls.
  • Kitchen Chairs – $25
  • Katrina’s Laptop – $280
  • My First Mountain Bike in AZ – $60 – Retails at WalMart for $100 – It came with a second bike they just wanted to get rid of that I put new tubes in and sold for $30
  • Our Projector – $80 + $350 bulb
  • Antique Rocking Chair (Currently Disassembled) – $20
  • Shelves – $15
  • Tent for trip to Grand Canyon – $50 – 4 person, HUGE, excellent condition
  • Washer and Dryer – $275 (our worst deal ever, but we needed them NOW, (it’s never good to be in a hurry to buy something)
  • Weathered Wicker furniture – $25

Free Bookshelves.

We saw this ad for some free bookshelves from a bookstore that had closed, they were supposed to be great shelves in great shape. So we drove across phoenix to get a few. We arrive to find out they are home made particle board shelves that were assembled from crooked pieces cut out with a jig saw, and held together by board splitting drywall screws… We would have turned them down flat, but the lady had a few nice chairs she was giving away and wanted the bookshelves gone, so I took three intending to just throw them in the dumpster when we got home. Her grown son helped us tie down the bookshelves in our trailer with some tie downs. I didn’t think he had tied them down very well, but I used to hate correcting people and wanted him to think he had done a good job. We hopped in the car and away we went. (A Note: Our trailer doesn’t have a tailgate. I built the trailer in a hurry and didn’t have time to finish the tailgate.)

As we are traveling home on the interstate I kept watch on the shelves. I was looking at the road when I heard a sound similar to particle board sliding on the bottom of a trailer. I look back to see the middle of the three shelves slowly sliding out the back of the trailer. As I watched, the wind quickly accelerated the shelves until it had slid right out of the trailer. The shelves managed to stay upright (the base was parallel to the road) as they slid across 4 lanes towards the inside shoulder. Fortunately traffic was light and only one car had to move out of their way. The shelves came to rest on the shoulder.

After that experience I now always double triple check the tie downs, and check them again after driving a few miles.

Provident Living

March 20th, 2010 by joey | 1 Comment | Filed in Happy Living, LDS, Life

Being content with what you have and controlling wants is hard.  But it is worth it.  This is a talk given by a man that I have great love and respect for about being provident providers and living within our means.  It’s good.



My wife and I do several things to be more provident. Recently we switched to a cash budget. Actually seeing how many dollars you have left as a real thing instead of just a number helps us control spending. Also, we setup automatic deposits into our savings account (try ingdirect.com, we LOVE them). We also take no income tax credits throughout the year, forcing us to live on less. Than at tax time, we always get a huge tax return, most of which goes straight to the bank, or to pay off debt.

DIY Vacuum Forming!!!

January 25th, 2010 by joey | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

What do Storm Troopers, and your household vacuum have to do with each other? Storm Trooper costume armor was made (and can be made) using Vacuum Forming.

What is vacuume forming? This…

Vacuum Forming a Cube!





vacuum Forming a dog dish.


Isn’t that the coolest thing you’ve seen all week? But wait! There’s more! Vacuum forming can be done for small things, or HUGE things. Plastic hunting boats are made by vacuum forming a sheet of plastic into the hull. I first saw these about 8 years ago, and at the time, the only DIY one I had seen was large, and would cost $500+ to build. But! My wife and I are going to build a construction toy table (a table for playing with legos / erectors / and k’nex). And, we need some special sized bins, that I’m having a hard time finding for cheap. Then, I remembered vacuum forming, and did a quick search. Low and behold! You can build one for about $20! Using your oven to heat the plastic instead of a special heating element. Yay!!!!

Here’s some more machines for your viewing pleasure.

A professional Vacuum Forming Machine


From all the video’s I’ve watched, and websites I’ve read, people have successfully vacuum formed lots of plastics. My guess is almost any plastic, but the ones I have read about are ABS, PVC, Acrylic, Poly(something or other).

So, here’s a few videos that show some home made vacuum formers. A thorough build is shown in the last video, which is from make magazine video, although I HATE their staples… CHEAP! I prefer this one:

This is my favorite. If they added the window screen like one below, it would be perfect.


Quick Demo


Professional Vacuum Forming with Acrylic

It’s really long, only the first 4 minutes or so are good.

Make Magazine’s Vacuum Former


Tiny Vacuum Former


A Way to get more detail!

By putting a piece of window screen over the pegboard, and turning the vacuum on before you put the plastic down, you get a better forming, with more details.


A New Toilet Paper Holder

January 23rd, 2010 by joey | 2 Comments | Filed in Ingenuity, Life

Ok, so I have hated the way toilet paper holders have worked for a long time. Two hands to change it? The funny way the little springloaded tube thing snaps into place. The awkwardness of getting it out… So, for a while, I’ve just put the roll on top of the bar, in such a manner, that as you pull the toilet paper, the roll rolls against the wall. It works great, and satisfies my lazyness. A few months ago, I thought of a better toilet paper holder… Why not just a single bar that is open on one end? My wife and I bought the parts, and today, after purchasing a drill bit set, finaly put it together. Here is the result.

My Wife says: “I like his feminine voice. He sounds like a drag queen.”

January 19th, 2010 by joey | No Comments | Filed in Infusionsoft, Life

Perry (my boss at work) recently shared a book with me: Leadership and Self-Deception: Getting out of the Box . I was listening to the audiobook last night, and my wife was listening from the other room as well. In several chapters there is dialog between a manager and his administrative assistant. The narrator attempts to use a feminine voice to portray the assistant, after one dialoge my wife came in and said “I like his feminine voice. He sounds like a drag queen.” It was a funny moment, you had to be there I guess.

Anyways, the book is AWESOME. It really opens your eyes to a pervasive problem that managers have, and helps you to get “out of the box”. I kind of wonder if Perry thinks I am “in the box” from the perspective and that’s why he loaned it to me… I highly recommend the audio book version, it is an easy listen.

Sarah and Ben’s quest for a child to adopt…

January 18th, 2010 by joey | 1 Comment | Filed in Life

My friend (and childhood next door neighbor) and her husband are searching for a child to adopt. If you know of a child up for adoption, let them know by leaving a reply here: http://sarahandbenblog.wordpress.com/

They are really really great people. Both well educated, extremely loving, and would provide a healthy stable environment for any child.

The Cereal! (Infusionsoft)

January 16th, 2010 by joey | No Comments | Filed in Infusionsoft, Life

This is one of the many reasons I LOVE working at Infusionsoft!

The Cereal!

This is one of my favorite things. I almost never eat breakfast, probably because I always sleep in, but now I don’t go hungry till lunch. I just get to work, run to the kitchen and grab a bowl of cereal from the cabinet and my stomach is silent.

If you think about it, this is a tiny perk that really shows how much they care. The cost is very small, if you figure one box of cereal per employee per week, you are spending an extra $12 a month per employee. And we don’t consume a box a week per employee, its more like a box a month per employee. So, $3 a month. You figure the average employee makes more than $1k a month, so it is definitly less than a 0.3% increase in employee cost.

iPhone 3Gs Camera Focus

January 16th, 2010 by joey | No Comments | Filed in Ingenuity, really cool

I don’t know how they did it, but Apple made the camera on the 3Gs totally awesome. You can take Macro shots without a problem. Check out this photo of a shirt, taken from 10″ away; you can actually SEE the threads.

The only thing missing, is a zoom, but for that, you just move closer, or further away. It’s not perfect, but it’s still one of the best phone cameras available.