The coolest Birthday Card Ever!

September 25th, 2011 by joey | No Comments | Filed in Fun

My Cool sister inlaw Kirsten Quiner and her Mom bought me this card for my Birthday yesterday…  Check it out.

 

Our spacialy challanged dog Teddy…

September 25th, 2011 by joey | No Comments | Filed in Life

We have an old dog, that has some trouble with spacial coordination…  He doesn’t like going backwards…  Almost won’t do it, so he is very careful never to walk into a corner…

He also has a hard time getting things through the dog door…  See the picture below of him trying to get a bone through the dog door…  It usually takes him a half dozen or so tries before he gets it through.

Police at 2AM

August 25th, 2011 by joey | No Comments | Filed in Life

Last night, my wife and I were drifting to sleep after an hour of playing plants vs zombies on our iPhones when we were awakened from sleep by our doorbell.  It was 2am.  As I got out of bed to answer the door I was thinking, “who would ring our doorbell urgently at 2am?”  I thought about grabbing a gun to take with me, but decided I would scope it out first and go back for the gun if needed (on retrospect, I decided next time I’ll just make it standard practice to take it with me when answering the door after 11pm.)

To my surprise, there were three police in our driveway.  I opened the door and greeted them.  They asked if they could search our backyard.  They didn’t volunteer why and I just assumed it was to look for someone.  I put the dogs away and the three officers and a k9 (who looked like he was having the time of his life playing “police dog”) went into our backyard and did a thorough search.  I kind of feel bad for them because our backyard has a lot of places to hide.  It took them about 5 minutes to search the whole thing.  They were very cautious. Gently pushing our shop door open to peer inside carefully, never staying in the open longer than necessary to ensure their “hide n go seek” partner wasn’t inside.  I wish I had cameras set up with Zone Minder so that if they guy did ever pass through our backyard I could give the police a good mug shot of him and point out where he went.  One day..

They came back out and said “Thanks” and wandered back out, and a few minutes later we heard our neighbor opening his gate and letting them into his yard.  The whole time, I was hoping to hear shouts of “Get on the ground!”  But no, they didn’t find him while I was awake.

I’ve had an interesting turn in respect for law enforcement offices.  It is unfortunate that most of our contact with them comes in the form of traffic violations.  I used to dis-like them.  Recently I’ve made good friends with one, and I realize their importance in maintaining an orderly society.  There are lots and lots and lots of really really really bad people.  And the police risk injury and death to take these people down and put them in jail.  And the bad ones never go willingly.  It takes a special breed to be a police officer.  While many think police are rude, that is part of their job.   The best way to stay safe for them is to stay in control of all situations, and that comes across as rude sometimes. Sure, there are some that are just plain rude, and have a superiority complex, but even they put the bad guys away and make us safer.

Now when I see a police officer, it makes me smile and feel good inside.  They are keeping us safe.  Life without the police would be anarchy.  And that would SUCK.  The next time you see a police officer, tell him thanks, and that you enjoy seeing him around. You probably don’t realize just how much they do for us that we never see.

As a funny point, my friend who is a police offer told me the other day “Did you know that we fire warning shots before shooting someone?”  I was shocked, as typically the practice (to avoid liability)  is not to shoot until you know you have the right to kill the person and then empty your magazine into them.  He said “Yeah, the first one is always followed by another dozen right behind it.”

Joey

Osama Bin Laden Jokes – Really Funny!

August 22nd, 2011 by joey | 1 Comment | Filed in funny

Osama Bin Laden Death Jokes

‘I bet Bin Laden regrets allowing his iPhone app to “use his current location”.’

“Mrs. Bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to single.”

“Bin Laden shouldn’t have used his real address for his PSN [Playstation Network] account.”

“They should have captured Bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life.”

“RIP Osama bin Laden, World Hide and Go Seek Champion (2001-2011)”

“The 72 virgins all have headaches tonight.”

“At least he got to see the royal wedding before he went out.”

“This is good news for the other guys on the top 10 wanted list — finally they get to move up in the rankings.”

“Osama dead: Donald Trump demands the long-form death certificate.”

“So Osama Bin Laden is dead… Amazing what the Americans can do when the Playstation Network is down.”

“God will pass judgment; the US Military simply arranged the meeting!”

“Osama corpse into ocean + BP oil spill + Fukushima radiation = Zombie Terrorist.”

“I bet Osama Bin Laden accidentally hit the “Add your location” button during his last tweet.”

“Am I traveling with anyone? Just my human shield over there.”

“The awkward thing about Osama is that nobody is telling you that Dora the Explorer was the one who finally found him…”

“Can they make a Call of Duty Map of Osama in his compound?”

Q: “What color were Osama’s eyes?” A: “Blue. One blew this way, one blew that way.”

“Osama Bin Laden was RIP (Resting in Pakistan)”

“It seems to me, you lived your life like a sandal in the bin.”

“Now that Osama is buried at sea, is it socially acceptable to pee in the water while swimming?”

British – “So apparently they DO take the Bins out on bank holidays!”

“Won’t Osama now team up with the deceptorcons now he’s in the ocean?”

“BREAKING: Osama bin Laden to run against Hitler for mayor of hell.”

“BREAKING: Osama been killed by an elite killing force … in other news Chuck Norris just returned home from his trip to Pakistan.”

Bin Laden’s final words: “I need a house full of Navy SEALs like I need a hole in my head.”

Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved.
Jay Leno

Did everyone enjoy the Osama bin Laden season finale?
David Letterman

After all the talk about caves, bin Laden was hiding in a million-dollar mansion in Pakistan. The CIA became suspicious when they learned there was a million-dollar mansion in Pakistan.
Jimmy Kimmel

Anagram of Osama Bin Laden is ‘lob da man in sea’

“Osama regrets filling in that census form now.”

“Nobody is safe in Pakistan not even Osama.”

You will know for sure that Osama Bin Laden is dead when his wives update their Facebook relationship status as “Widowed”.

“Bin Laden may be dead but he’s blowing up my news feed.”

“BREAKING: Osama bin Laden is still dead.”

Osama’s Ghost’s twitter account GhostOsama

“What’s Osama bin Laden going to be for Halloween? Dead.”

And my own contribution: “Pakistan giveth…and SEAL Team Six taketh away.”  - JJ
And the best one from Provo:
Taken from: http://www.strategypage.com/humor/articles/military_jokes_2011050223648.asp

Why A/C Units Need a proper P-Trap, and how to build one.

August 20th, 2011 by joey | 1 Comment | Filed in Uncategorized

Recently, my wife and I returned from a week long vacation.  When we arrived home we immediatly turned the A/C back down (we had set it high since we weren’t going to be home).  Later on that night, we were eating dinner, when I hear water pouring in one of our bathrooms, I go look, and discover that water is POURING in through the roof.   The only thing above the roof that had water was the A/C.  As I thought about this, I realized what the problem was… We didn’t have a P-Trap on our A/C unit!!!!!

What is a P-Trap you say?

A P-Trap serves a very important purpose on an A/C unit.  See, when moist air hits something cold, the water condenses out of the air and collects on the cold surface.  Air Conditioning units pull A LOT of water out of the air.  That is why in the summer, your car drips water. All air conditioners have a special drain for this condensation.

Some A/C units (like ours)  have a negative air pressure inside them when running.  What this means, is that the air is being sucked through the air conditioner instead of blown through, and so the inside of the air conditioner is at a lower pressure than the outside air.  This presents a problem for the condensation drain…  Since the Air Conditioner is at a negative pressure relative to the outside air, the outside air will rush into the air conditioner through any openings (the condensation drain, is an opening).  On our A/C the air rushing in through the condensation drain was preventing the water from exiting through the drain.  So water was building up in our A/C unit and when it would turn off “Woosh…”  All that water would pour out of any hole it could find!  Since we hadn’t run the A/C in a week when we got home, it ran for an hour or two straight.  During which time it collected A LOT of water inside.  When it shut off….  Whooosh…  Water came pouring out of places it never had before causing it to flow out of the roof in our bathroom.

So…  What is a P-Trap.  A P-Trap is NOTHING more than a properly shaped piece of pipe…  No moving parts, just the proper shape so gravity does the work for us.   See below for an image of a sink P-Trap (which works the same way).

See, water won’t flow up-hill…  So the 180 degree turn in the drain causes water to get “trapped” in the bottom of the P-Trap.  Water can still flow, because when water goes down the drain, it pushes the water on the other side out.  On a Sink the purpose of the P-Trap is to keep nasty sewer smells from coming up the drain. (you know what an outhouse / latrine smells like?  Well this little 180 degree bend is the only thing that keeps your kitchen from smelling that way.).

The same thing applies to our air conditioner, but in our case, the purpose of the P-Trap is to prevent outside air from being drawn through the A/C unit.  The weight of the water in the trap is enough to prevent this, while still allowing condensation to flow freely.

Another key component of a P-Trap is an air vent…  The Air vent prevents the drain that comes after the P-Trap from siphoning the water in the trap out.

 

Here is our finished product.  The important dimensions for a P-Trap are…  That the exit point of the trap is 4 to 6 inches lower than the entrance point.  The overall height of the trap should be 8 to 12 inches, and the distance between the two sides of the trap should be 4 to 6 inches.  But, honestly, these things are fool proof, the only really important thing is that the exit is at least 3″ below the entrance, and the 180 degree turn at the bottom sits at least 3″ below the exit as well.  This simple piece of plumbing fixed our problem perfectly, and condensation now runs freely when the A/C is running instead of Ga-Whooooshing….  When it turns off.

Special Thanks to Bill McMain, my good friend who is conveniently a HVAC engineer, and enjoys answering my questions about A/C magic…

 

How the TSA Legally Circumvents the Fourth Amendment

July 18th, 2011 by joey | No Comments | Filed in Life

I found this really good write up of how the TSA circumvents the 4th amendment.  Specifically their new extremely intrusive pat down methods.  As the author points out, screaming and yelling isn’t going to fix it.  To solve it, a bunch of people need to get together and follow the correct legal course of action to narrow the scope of what the TSA can and can’t do.

http://boardingarea.com/blogs/flyingwithfish/2010/11/20/how-the-tsa-legally-circumvents-the-fourth-amendment/

A Test of Quality and Customer Satisfaction.

June 18th, 2011 by joey | 1 Comment | Filed in Life

I bought a few pairs of an expensive brand name product with a reputation for quality.  To my dismay, they failed within months of purchase and my cheaper equivalents outlasted them by over a year.  Today while cleaning house I found them and am sending them back to the manufacturer with a note.  I have intentionally withheld the details of what and whom in this post so that the response to my letter will not in any way be influenced by my blog article. This may seem pointless to some but many companies monitor everything said about them online to maintain their public image.

When I hear back from them I’ll fill in the details and let you know what they say.

So stay tuned…

Red Wing Shoes in Mesa

June 9th, 2011 by joey | 1 Comment | Filed in Life

I love giving a plug for companies when they wow me with service.  Recently I picked up a set of outdoor shoes that needed new in soles.  I saved a ton of money on the shoes, so I figured I would go to a REAL shoe store and buy some quality in soles.  I googled shoe stores near me while out on an errand and stopped into the closest one too me.  It was red wing shoes in Mesa: http://www.mesa.redwingshoestore.com/?utm_source=map&utm_medium=lbc&utm_campaign=lbc

Red wing shoes carries work boots almost exclusivly, and since work boots are worn and walked on all day I figured they would really know what it takes to make a pair of shoes comfortable.

I could see they were offering great one on one service to a few customers so I sat down to wait my turn.  And boy was it worth it.  First, I forgot to bring a pair of socks (I was wearing sandles).  When it was my turn to be helped the employee said “No problem, let me get your a pair.”  Concerned about extra cost (and not wanting to be stuck with a $20 pair of socks) I asked how much they were, he said, “Oh, they’re complimentary”.  Sweet!  I explained what I needed, he showed me their selection (which is only the best, and as such easy to choose from).  He pulled out a few sets.  Put them in my shoe for me, and let me try them on, encouraged me to walk around.  He was super fantastic.  And when I left the store I had some of the most comfortable shoes I’ve ever had. The insoles didn’t cost much.  And they had a customer for life.

So, way to go Red Wing Shoes in Mesa!  You guys rock.  Thanks for making my day even better than it was.

Share your Google Logo Masterpiece…

June 9th, 2011 by joey | 1 Comment | Filed in Fun

Today, Google has an interactive logo!!!  An electric Guitar you can play by strumming the mouse pointer over the strings!!  (How cool is that!!)  And, you can record your work!

So, play away today, and for fun, record your work and post it here.

Check out my masterpiece…  http://goo.gl/doodle/HEHe (Oh yeah…  The next Jimmie Hendrix, right here!)

One example of bankers greed and why you shouldn’t use your bank account to pay bills.

May 31st, 2011 by joey | 1 Comment | Filed in Life

You know how convenient it is to have your bills auto paid right? And you usually have two options, direct bacnk account withdrawl (ACH) and credit card / debit card.  Well, next time you set one of these up, use your debit card, not direct withdrawl.  I’ll tell you why in a minute.

First, some background…  Recently most of the big banks (Bank of America, Chase, Wells Fargo, etc…) have lost class action law suits because of the un-ethical way they have been cheating their customers out of over draft fees.  What they have done for many years is re-order your purchases for the day from largest to smallest.  So, let’s say you have $50 in your account, but you think you have $80.  You start your day by buying a Slurpee from 7-Eleven $1.59, than, you buy some lunch ($7.95), on the way home you get some taco bell for your kids ($5), while in the bathroom you download a new game from iTunes, and during some downtime at work, you use your Amazon Prime account, and overnight a snickers bar.  On your way home you stop to fill up your tank ($51) and without knowing it, have over drafted your account.  So, it shouldn’t be too bad, I mean you only over drafted on your gas right?  Up until then you had enough money for everything?  Well, until recently instead of one overdraft, you would have had 7.  Because…  The banks wouldn’t post everything to your account until the end of the day, when they would re-order the charges going from largest to smallest.  So, your largest purchase (the $51 gas fillup) puts you in overdraft, then all your other purchases are overdrafts as well.

Fortunately, consumers got wise, greedy lawyers stepped in and sued the pants off the banks.  The list of banks sued so far includes: Wachovia, Citibank,  Bank of America, KeyBank, FirstMerit, and lots lots more…  In fact, odds are you are eligible for part of the class action settlement (pretty much anyone who has had an overdraft fee in the last decade is).  Some of the settlements are done, but some of the banks are still in court fighting.

So, here is why you should use your debit card instead of ACH.  Due to this obvious abuse of consumers who are careless by the banks.  Congress stepped in and said “Alright guys, since you can’t be trusted to play nice, we’re going to force you.”  (Which I believe is the cause of LOTS and LOTS of legislation)  And passed a law that makes it so the consumer MUST opt-in to over draft “protection”  from now on, if you don’t have the money and a charge comes through your debit card, unless you have specificaly (and foolishly) said “Yes, please protect me next time I buy a candy bar and don’t have the money and charge me $35 for letting me spend money I don’t have.”  They cannot pay the charge and charge you an over draft fee.  Instead, they decline the charge because you don’t have the money.  (Isn’t that AWESOME!)  BUT!!  It only applies to debit card purchases.  So, next time you setup automatic bill pay for something, don’t use the automated “bank draft” use your debit card instead.  Unfortunately, the banks get a small percentage off the top of every debit card purchase you make (in the form of Merchant Account Fees), so either way the banks win, but this way, you don’t loose.

What is interesting, is that in our country there is a thing called “Small Claims Court”.  If you really feel you are right, take someone to court.  Odds are that they will just settle with you, it is a LOT cheaper for them to settle than for them to send a lawyer to defend them.  So, the next time you feel that you have been unfairly treated by a company, take ‘em to court!  Here is a guy that made a short documentary about taking Wells Fargo to court over overdraft fees.  http://current.com/shows/max-and-jason-still-up/88849140_how-to-beat-the-bank.htm  If more people did this to abusive corporations the corporations might hesitate to abuse.