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Scientists create a new life form – for real!

May 27th, 2010 by joey | 1 Comment | Filed in Hacks, Ingenuity, Life, really cool

Scientists designed their own DNA for a new lfie form. (Including a “designed by humans” watermark so that it will never be confused for a natural organism.) They took this DNA they designed, created it, and then injected into bacteria cells. The bacteria cells original dna was destroyed (through some mystical bio chemistry/dna magic). And the bacteria began reproducing itself with the new DNA.

Unless I am missing something, and this isn’t actually totally awesome and new. This is a huge breakthrough that leads the way to custom building bacteria for specific tasks such as converting co2 to bio fuel (I think that’s a little stretch), cleaning up oil-spills (wouldn’t that be nice right now), etc…

Pop-Sci article about: Craig Venter Institute Creates Worlds First Synthetic Cell

Another reason I LOVE AZ

May 22nd, 2010 by joey | No Comments | Filed in Life

The DMV… One of three goverment offices I dread visiting. Fortunatly I don’t have too!! AZ contracts out DMV authority to LOTS of places in Phoenix. Private businesses! And there rates are cheap! I registered our new (used) $300 saturn sl1 yesterday. It took 5 minutes, and cost only $36!!! ( it cost me over $100 to register a car in VA a few years ago) That includes all DMV fees and a $12 charge from te service center. I walked out with the new title, registration, and a plate! And they were friendly and corteous and even filled out the paper work for me!! (they fill it out on their computer and then print it and you sign in.

Amazing! I’ll never visit the DMV again!

Good advice about life, from a bear.

May 6th, 2010 by joey | No Comments | Filed in funny, Life

This is Rainbow Bridge / Donner Memorial Bridge on the Old Donner Pass Highway. It has a spectacular view of Donner Lake and Donner Pass.

A bear was walking across Rainbow Bridge on Saturday Sept 15th 2007 when two cars also crossing the bridge scared the bear into jumping over the edge of the bridge. Somehow the bear caught the ledge (see above).

And pulled itself to safety. Animal control wasn’t quite sure what to do in such a situation, and decided to do nothing that day. They returned Sunday to find the bear still asleep on the ledge.

After securing a net under the bridge.

The bear was tranquilized and pushed into the net.

Lowered

Then woke up and walked out of the net.

There is a moral to this story. This old bear made a wrong move and found he was hanging by his nails. Somehow he was able to pull himself up onto the ledge where he saw he was in a very bad, impossible situation so he took a nap, and sure enough the situation took care of itself while he was asleep.

So next time you are confronted with an impossible situation… That’s right! Take a nap.

This story has been verified by snopes. See: http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/bearledge.asp

Moving with IKEA bags

April 24th, 2010 by joey | 3 Comments | Filed in Fun, Ingenuity, Life

My wife and I recently moved into a house. Moving sucks, there are very few activities I loath as much as moving. We tried something new this time and used IKEA bags to move. We bought 60 bags, at $.59 a piece. The bags are large and easily compare to a Home Depot medium size box you can get for the same price.

Packing was a cinch. All you did is open the bag, fill it, and put it in another room.

Moving them was awesome. Our friends that helped us move kept commenting on how nice they were. Ikea bags come with long and short handles on each bag. So unlike a box, you don’t have to bend over to pick them up. You reach down, grab the handles and lift. The bag hangs about 1′ off the ground so it’s not as much work to lift them either. We also bought 20 or so small Ikea bags for heavy items such as books.

The one downside to the bags is that they don’t stack very well. That is why we got a 26′ truck for our local move. We had plenty of room and stacked them 2 deep in the truck.

I would highly recommend you get a few dozen bags the next time you move for odds and ends that you can throw on top of stacked boxes in the truck.

Now the only question is what do we do with 60 empty Ikea bags? I think we may build a boat…

UHaul and Penske Compared

April 24th, 2010 by joey | 2 Comments | Filed in Life

My wife and I recently moved into a house and moved in two phases (a short distance and a long distance), we used both UHaul and Penske for the move and wanted to share our thoughts.

We used UHaul for the local move and Penske for the Cross country long distance move (SC to AZ). We rented 26′ trucks for both moves.

Cost

We compared cost, and UHaul and Penske were comparable for the long distance move. Penske was a little cheaper after we called them and they gave us a discount over the phone (They always do this, so don’t place your reservation online, call them.)

For the local move, UHaul was significantly cheaper. At just $29.99 for 24 hours. Compared to Penske’s $69.99 for 24 hours.

The Trucks

The Penske truck was considerable newer than the UHaul truck. It was an International Diesel truck (Penske doesn’t have an large gasoline trucks, diesel is more effeceint and the engines are easier to maintain). The AC Worked extremely well. The bench seat was comfortable and not stained. Penske washed the truck thouroughly before I picked it up and it shined. The International truck is designed to be easy to drive. It has huge mirrors that make it easy to perform safe lane changes and cover your blind spots. One set of mirrors is magnified which was extremely helpful when backing the truck. The hood of the truck is curved in such a way that it makes it easy to keep the truck between the lines of the road and also avoid hitting things in close quarters. The clearance height of the truck is very clearly marked on the windshield, and there aren’t any of those stupid warning messages like “Warning, driving while intoxicated may be hazardous to your health.”

Penske also guarantees a truck for you. Unlike UHaul, if you reserve a truck, you will get what you reserved. They have drivers that do nothing but run trucks from one location to another to ensure you get what you reserved. The one downside to the Penske truck was that the deck height was significantly higher than the UHaul. This wasn’t really a problem though.

The UHaul was old. It was clean on the outside and looked new, but when I got in it the dash was dirty, writing was faded, the gauges were weird, and the truck was just plain old. The steering wheel shaked and had a lot of play in it. I don’t know how old exactly, but the shifter on the steering wheel was of a design I havn’t seen since I drove an old Ford Van. The truck was also a gasoline truck instead of a diesel. It was quieter, but slower and didn’t inspire confidence. Unlike the Penske truck he visibility was poor, and the mirrors were almost useless.

Service

When I picked up the UHaul there was a single person in the store and he was busy. There were three of us inline. He was nice though, and I chatted with him and made friends. He even let me borrow some blankets a few weeks later at no charge. I really don’t have any first hand experience with UHauls roadside assistance but I have two friends that have related some to me.

My sister Erin and her husband rented a small UHaul to move from NC to DC. On their way there, the truck broke down. UHaul came out and said the truck needed to go to the shop, so they gave them a new truck. BUT they left it up to them to unload the old truck and load the new truck. In case you haven’t loaded a truck before, it sucks. Especially on the side of a busy interstate in the summer heat.

My good friend and previous co-worker Jacob Allred rented a truck to move from SC to VA. First of all, they didn’t have the size truck he asked for and was forced to rent a 20′ truck instead of a smaller 12′ truck. This significantly decreased the gas mileage and cost him a hundred dollars extra in Gas. On the way to VA the truck’s AC went out and he had to wait for over 6 hours at a service station to get it repaired before he could continue on his trip.

On our cross country trip in our Penske Truck the car carrier we rented got a flat tire. I called their roadside service line and Patrick (the cs rep) was extremely helpful and kind. He dispatched a truck with a new wheel and let me know they were on their way and that he would check back with me. 15 minutes later the truck pulled up with a spare tire and 5 minutes later I was on my way again. This was amazing! Patrick called me back an hour later but I missed his call. An hour or so after that he called me again and asked how it was going and if they got the tire changed. I told them they had and that I was really impressed with the speed which they changed the tire. Other than that the truck performed perfectly and all equipment was in excellent condition.

Conclusion

I would recommend Penske hands down for long distance moves, the trucks are better, service is better, and it will give you one less thing to worry about in an already stressful activity.

For local moves, UHaul is probably an ok alternative. They have more rental locations and cheaper rates. If you are willing to deal with an older truck you should be fine.

The Constitution – A Heavenly Banner

April 11th, 2010 by joey | No Comments | Filed in LDS, Life, Politics

Ezra Taft Benson was the secretary of agriculture for all eight years of President Eisenhower’s administration, and frequently spoke about the Constitution and our Nation during speeches / talks / and sometimes even sermons he would give. This is one such talk about the Constitution. Latter Day Saints believe the founders of our country were inspired by God to write the constitution. In this talk, Ezra Taft Benson talks about some details of this.

(Click on me to play inline) The Talk

The world without America

April 10th, 2010 by joey | 3 Comments | Filed in Happy Living, Life

I found this video today, it is fantastic, and reminds us of what a fantastic place we live in.



The United States – The Greatest Country

April 10th, 2010 by joey | No Comments | Filed in Happy Living, Life, Politics

The following was sent to be by a friend of mine that was my Scout Master a long time ago. David Johnson. His email is quoted below in it’s entirety. I 100% agree with everything said, and am making changes myself to not be as pessimistic. I would encourage you to do the same.

–Joey

The information below was forwarded to me, and I felt that it needed to be passed on. What is said here are things that we have all heard before. However, I think we need to read this often. It gives me hope; may it do so for you, as well.

BRUCE R. McCONKIE

“It is our firm conviction as a people that the stars and stripes will be waving triumphantly in the breeze, as a symbol of the greatness and stability of the United States of America, when the Lord comes. This nation was established to be the Lord’s base of operations in this final gospel dispensation. From it the gospel is to go to every other nation and people. The greater its influence among the nations of the world, the more rapidly the gospel spreads. But the Lord has told us that all nations, the United States included, shall cease to be when he comes.”

(The Millennial Messiah, 491).

JOSEPH SMITH (as quoted by Ezra Taft Benson)

“We are fast approaching that moment prophesied by Joseph Smith when he said: ‘Even this nation will be on the very verge of crumbling to pieces and tumbling to the ground, and when the Constitution is upon the brink of ruin, this people will be the staff upon which the nation shall lean, and they shall bear the Constitution away from the very verge of destruction” (Church Historian’s Office, Salt Lake City, July 19, 1840)

(The Teachings of Ezra Taft Benson, 623 – 624).

JOSEPH SMITH

Words of James Burgess: “In the month of May 1843, several miles east of Nauvoo, the Nauvoo Legion was on parade and review, at the close of which Joseph Smith made some remarks upon our condition as a people and upon our future prospects, contrasting our present condition with our past trials and persecutions by the hands of our enemies; also upon the Constitution and government of the United States, stating that the time would come when the Constitution and government would hang by a brittle thread and would be ready to fall into other hands, but this people, the Latter-day Saints, will step forth and save it. . . . I, James Burgess, was present and testify to the above”

(The Words of Joseph Smith, 279).

EZRA TAFT BENSON

“The Lord told the Prophet Joseph Smith there would be an attempt to overthrow the country by destroying the Constitution. Joseph Smith predicted that the time would come when the Constitution would hang, as it were, by a thread, and at that time ‘this people will step forth and save it from the threatened destruction’ (Journal of Discourses, 7:15). It is my conviction that the elders of Israel, widely spread over the nation, will at that crucial time successfully rally the righteous of our country and provide the necessary balance of strength to save the institutions of constitutional government”

(The Teachings of Ezra Taft Benson, 618 – 619).

On Thu, Mar 25, 2010 at 11:49 AM, Daniel Kelly Ogden

wrote:

There are some extraordinary and very timely thoughts from President Harold B. Lee (speaking in October 1973) circulating on the Internet. I looked into the quotation carefully and have confirmed that the words below are accurate; at the end I list the sources. Latter-day Saints and all Americans need this right now. (Someone might even want to forward this to Glenn Beck; he needs to see it!)

HAROLD B. LEE:

Men may fail in this country, earthquakes may come, seas may heave beyond their bounds, there may be great drought, disaster, and hardship, but this nation, founded on principles laid down by men whom God raised up, will never fail.

This is the cradle of humanity, where life on this earth began in the Garden of Eden. This is the place of the New Jerusalem. . . . This is the place where the Savior will come to His temple.

We are living in a time of great crisis. The Country is torn with scandal and with criticism, with fault-finding and condemnation. There are those who have downgraded the image of this nation as probably never before in the history of the country.

I plead with you not to preach pessimism. Preach that this is the greatest country in all the world.. . . It is the nation that will stand despite whatever trials or crises it may yet have to pass through.

We must be on the optimistic side. This is a great nation; this is a great country; this is the most favored of all lands. While it is true that there are dangers and difficulties that lie ahead of us, we must not assume that we are going to stand by and watch the country go to ruin. We should not be heard to predict ills and calamities for the nation. On the contrary, we should be providing optimistic support for the nation.

You must remember . . . that this church is one of the most powerful agencies for the progress of the world, and we should . . . all sound with one voice. We must tell the world how we feel about this land and this nation and should bear our testimonies about the great mission and destiny that it has.

If we do this, we will help turn the tide of this great country and lessen the influence of the pessimists. We must be careful that we do not say or do anything that will further weaken the country. It is the negative, pessimistic comments about the nation that do as much harm as anything to the country today. We who carry these sacred responsibilities must preach the gospel of peace, and peace can only come by overcoming the things of the world. Now, we must be the dynamic force that will help turn the tide of fear and pessimism.

(Excerpts from a talk given at Ricks College Devotional Assembly, “Have Faith in America,” October 26, 1973, and printed in two sources: Ye Are the Light of the World: Selected Sermons and Writings of Harold B. Lee, 340, 350-351, and The Teachings of Harold B. Lee, edited by Clyde J. Williams, 365-366.)

Craigs List Deals…

March 28th, 2010 by joey | No Comments | Filed in Life

Speaking of provident living… Craigslist… It’s amazing.

My wife and I moved to Arizona 2 years ago with nothing… We towed a 4×8 trailer all the way from VA with nothing but clothes, some wedding presents, and bedding.

In the last 2 years, we have furnished our apartment, and now our house almost exclusively from Craigslist. The secret to snagging the GREAT deals is to act fast. Katrina constantly weeds through Craigslist ads looking for good deals, and acts on them FAST. Katrina’s laptop we got for about half of what it retails for, it was posted at 9pm on a tuesday night, and we called at 9:10 and picked it up at 9:50pm.

Here is a list of the things we’ve snagged for a bargain.

  • Bar Stools – $30
  • Free Book Shelves that created a memorable experience, see below for details.
  • King size bed with Seely posterpedic mattress and box springs and beutiful antique headboard – $200
  • Bike Rack – $50 (retails for $200+)
  • Coffee Table – $7
  • Antique Couch and chair in amazing condition – $50 (+ $115 to clean but they will look brand new.)
  • Dog – $100 (included all shots and licensing)
  • Drafting Table – $60 (retail for a LOT more)
  • Fridge ($50 + $30 part!) – retails for $1200 – It has this awesome shelf that moves up and down as you turn a crank, and the fruit and meat drawers have indepenant temperature controls.
  • Kitchen Chairs – $25
  • Katrina’s Laptop – $280
  • My First Mountain Bike in AZ – $60 – Retails at WalMart for $100 – It came with a second bike they just wanted to get rid of that I put new tubes in and sold for $30
  • Our Projector – $80 + $350 bulb
  • Antique Rocking Chair (Currently Disassembled) – $20
  • Shelves – $15
  • Tent for trip to Grand Canyon – $50 – 4 person, HUGE, excellent condition
  • Washer and Dryer – $275 (our worst deal ever, but we needed them NOW, (it’s never good to be in a hurry to buy something)
  • Weathered Wicker furniture – $25

Free Bookshelves.

We saw this ad for some free bookshelves from a bookstore that had closed, they were supposed to be great shelves in great shape. So we drove across phoenix to get a few. We arrive to find out they are home made particle board shelves that were assembled from crooked pieces cut out with a jig saw, and held together by board splitting drywall screws… We would have turned them down flat, but the lady had a few nice chairs she was giving away and wanted the bookshelves gone, so I took three intending to just throw them in the dumpster when we got home. Her grown son helped us tie down the bookshelves in our trailer with some tie downs. I didn’t think he had tied them down very well, but I used to hate correcting people and wanted him to think he had done a good job. We hopped in the car and away we went. (A Note: Our trailer doesn’t have a tailgate. I built the trailer in a hurry and didn’t have time to finish the tailgate.)

As we are traveling home on the interstate I kept watch on the shelves. I was looking at the road when I heard a sound similar to particle board sliding on the bottom of a trailer. I look back to see the middle of the three shelves slowly sliding out the back of the trailer. As I watched, the wind quickly accelerated the shelves until it had slid right out of the trailer. The shelves managed to stay upright (the base was parallel to the road) as they slid across 4 lanes towards the inside shoulder. Fortunately traffic was light and only one car had to move out of their way. The shelves came to rest on the shoulder.

After that experience I now always double triple check the tie downs, and check them again after driving a few miles.

Provident Living

March 20th, 2010 by joey | 1 Comment | Filed in Happy Living, LDS, Life

Being content with what you have and controlling wants is hard.  But it is worth it.  This is a talk given by a man that I have great love and respect for about being provident providers and living within our means.  It’s good.



My wife and I do several things to be more provident. Recently we switched to a cash budget. Actually seeing how many dollars you have left as a real thing instead of just a number helps us control spending. Also, we setup automatic deposits into our savings account (try ingdirect.com, we LOVE them). We also take no income tax credits throughout the year, forcing us to live on less. Than at tax time, we always get a huge tax return, most of which goes straight to the bank, or to pay off debt.